The Booty Shop
Gear, clothes, and a little merch
Reference prices help you compare. Merch is made for All Cheeked Up and is not being charged yet. Affiliate items send you to a retailer.
Equipment
Fabric Resistance Band Set
Cloth bands that do not roll into a rubber bracelet the moment you get warm. Useful for kickbacks, squats, and lateral walks.
About $34
Equipment
Latex Mini-Band Set
Small loop bands for clamshells, bridges, and warm-ups. Latex is cheaper and snappier than fabric. It also rolls if you size it wrong.
About $18
Equipment
Ankle Strap
A cuff that clips to a cable or a band so kickbacks do not depend on a loop sliding off your shoe.
About $22
Equipment
Hip Thrust Pad
A dense pad that sits between the bar and your hips. It will not make the thrust work better. It will make you willing to do another set.
About $29
Equipment
Exercise Mat
A mat for bridges, clamshells, and knees that would rather not meet the floor directly.
About $40
Activewear
High-Waisted Training Shorts
Shorts that stay put in a lunge and a squat. High waist, room to move, no interest in becoming a wedgie with a drawstring.
About $48
Activewear
Scrunch Training Leggings
A scrunch seam is a style choice, not a training method. These are for people who want that look in a fabric that survives hip thrusts.
About $62
Recovery
Foam Roller
A firm roller for quads, glutes, and the part of your back that sits in a chair all day. It does not replace sleep, and it does not 'break up' muscle.
About $28
Recovery
Massage Ball
A small ball for the glutes and the muscles around the hip. Lean in, breathe, and move on. This is comfort and awareness, not a medical treatment.
About $14
The Cheeky Collection
Serious Gains Tee
A heavyweight tee with the only slogan that matters on laundry day: Serious Gains. Playful Attitude. Part of The Cheeky Collection.
$32
No Half-Assed Days
No Half-Assed Days Hoodie
For the walk to the gym and the walk back when the stairs feel personal. No Half-Assed Days collection.
$54
The Cheeky Collection
Best Cheek Forward Hat
A dad hat that says Put Your Best Cheek Forward, because someone in the gym needs the reminder and it might be you.
$28
The Glute Crew
Glute Crew Bottle
A stainless bottle for people who train like they intend to come back tomorrow. The Glute Crew collection.
$24
Built Not Bought
Workout Journal
A paper log for loads, reps, and the note you wish you had written last week. Built Not Bought collection.
$18
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